Pensamentos do Mês

Lessons learned this month:

• Sitting in an office all day is not for me.
• It's always good to have a side business.
  
• Matt Bellamy is a freaking musical genius!
  
• No matter how hard I tried, at the end of the day, I'm still Asian and we're not meant to consume alcohol.
• The evil "puta" does have a nice side. She actually saved me a piece of cake that she had made while I was gone for the weekend. It's been more than a week since I consumed it, so she didn't put any rat poison in it.
• 12 hour bus rides are painful. Plan ahead and buy a plane ticket.
  
• My bad Portuguese entertains people.
  
• My best friend order:
  
  1. My Portuguese-English dictionary I've named Oxford
     
  2. My new dentist, Dr. Albino