Me: Ana Cassia, please make a sentence using the word 'sausage'.
Ana Cassia: I don't like to drink the water from sausages.
Me: Hmm... good to know.
Alex: Teacher, your hair color is like what rabbits eat.
Me: Thanks, I think.
Me: What do you tell someone who's being a nuisance to you?
Zukalas: I will tell him to go have sex. And if he doesn't have a girlfriend, go find a prostitute.
Me: Tell me something that happened to you by accident.
Renata: My son.
Me: Are you married?
Lucas: No. I'm not married, but I'm test-driving now.
Me: Huh?
Lucas: Yes, test-driving.
Me: Do you mean before marriage?
Lucas: Yes.
Me: So, you are engaged?
Lucas: Yes.
Wellington: Walking down the aisle in a wedding is like walking to my death.
1 comment:
that's even funnier that what's possible at nova!
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